Lost & Stumbling

freekicks:

misslucindasguidetolife:

& it’s technically not a holiday but everyone’s on vacation and you can’t get anything done

happy liminal spacemas

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diaryofakanemem:

I need this.

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beyoncescock:

hows everyone doing at college?

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socialistexan:

lambrini-socialism:

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

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shanneibh:

dankmemeuniversity:

This sudden influx of Catholic memes is 100% John Mulaney’s fault.

(via beware)

szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

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pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ok i’ll go but i’m gonna be a little bitch about it

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godpenis:

i choked reading this

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dont forget him

phantom-of-the-keurig:

dailyjackiechan:

I won’t

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tamascotchi:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

art is open to interpretation

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