September 2010
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sparklesandshit1-deactivated2010 asked: What's your skype! =D
-shutupandsmoke-deactivated2010 asked: Are we friends on Skype? Or whatever the fuck it's called ahah
'Cosss there's someone on my list and he looks like you and y'all have the same name ahaha~
'Cosss there's someone on my list and he looks like you and y'all have the same name ahaha~
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360, wooo...oh.
Kyle: meh, decent speed from the seeders
Kyle: wow i take that back
Kyle: i was assuming it was mb/s
Kyle: it's kb/s
Kyle: ouch
jesus h. christ: i love popular torrents
jesus h. christ: fuck being indie
jesus h. christ: i'm not in high school anymore
jesus h. christ: i have nothing to prove
jesus h. christ: give me overrated rap music or give me death
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improper-deactivated20120117 asked: Hey you, I miss you.
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Watchhitting the biohazard 3 footer back when i first got it
weednbacon asked: stop by and leave a story maybe a picture :]
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what happens on tumblr, stays on tumblr.
woodruff17:
it’s a diary. it’s secrets. it’s the things we want people to know but we can’t say out loud. it’s everything about us that no one will ever know, because we’re too afraid to say it.
…it’s available to anyone and everyone in the world who has the URL.
yeah…it’s really not that secret.
that being said i am a hypocrite because i treat it the same way, even...
nikkimonpikachustaymetal asked: i miss you kyle like ALOT ALOT ALOT
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benefit of posting chat transcripts: the ability...
Kyle: another accidental benefit of fucking my computer
Kyle: is that i'm learning shit i didn't even know i didn't know
Chuck: fucking your computer
Chuck: you pervert
Kyle: oh i wish i meant it that way
Kyle: that's like
Kyle: all it's missing
Kyle: (when it works)
Chuck: LOL
thecircuslady-deactivated201011 asked: You're one of the only ones who comments on/likes my posts, I feel special :3
And goodnight, although I'm pretty sure it's not night for you yet, right?
Sending positive vibes and hugs.
:)
<3
And goodnight, although I'm pretty sure it's not night for you yet, right?
Sending positive vibes and hugs.
:)
<3
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TMI TUESDAY since nobody asks tmi's anymore, I'll...
thecircuslady:
Kiss a girl
Have anal
Have a threesome
Engage in group sex
Have phone sex
Masturbate
Use a vibrator
Use a sex toy on someone else
Be tied up
Tie someone up
Have sex in a public space
Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
Sex in a car
Sex at a drive-in
Mile-high club
Sex with a stranger
One-night stand
Sex on a boat
Sex in a body of...
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tacos = srs bsns
Sarah: i must go get tacos with andrew
Kyle: YES
Kyle: you must!
Sarah: TACO
Sarah: FOOOOOD
Sarah: i really must
Sarah: or be murdered
“I think it’s interesting the two drugs that are legal - alcohol and cigarettes,...”
– Bill Hicks (via unicorn-guts)
I hate those moments right before you go to sleep,...
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this is almost entirely to explain things to...
Kyle: i'm trying to for once actually respond to IMs people are sending me
Kyle: and between feeling like i'm drawing with my left hand because i'm on a pc not a mac
Kyle: and being totally retarded at task management
Kyle: i haven't done shit-all i got on the computer to do
Sarah: kyle on a pc?
Kyle: the main task i'm trying to accomplish is fixing my mac
Kyle: that's why i haven't been online at all these past few days
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who wants to be the lucky one?
unicorn-guts.tumblr.com
Kyle: i'm at 1921 posts
Chuck: i'm at 17,086 posts
Chuck: i have no life
Kyle: i wanna do something very self-revealing for my birth year number [1988]
Kyle: and then 2000 obvs has to be dick
Kyle: esp since i didn't for 500 followers
Kyle: i'm at 506 and fluctuating
Chuck: i'm one follower from 13600
Kyle: jesus fucknuts
Chuck: 3600
Chuck: lol
Kyle: oh
Chuck: i wish
Kyle: still
Chuck: yeah
Chuck: it's enough
Kyle: less of a 'fucknuts' sitch
Kyle: more of a 'jesus handgrenade!'
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we can pretend, right? ...oh wait that's what the...
i watched him do it
Chuck: without it occurring to me that i should stop him
Chuck: until he shut the door behind himself
Kyle: punked like made off with?
Chuck: yeah
Kyle: a donde?
Chuck: friend from school's place
Chuck: he announced he'd made friends
Chuck: i said i was very proud of him
Chuck: then corrected myself because i actually hate him and am jealous because nobody ever talked to me at school
Kyle: and he responded by absconding with the booze
Kyle: and despite the fact that you and i clearly share a very similar disinclination to making real life friends, i wish i could impress on you the faith i have in your ability to do it
Kyle: i mean, i sort of have, kinda
Kyle: not really but i'm working on it
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this is my way of saying "yay me"
Chuck: if it makes you feel better about yourself [...] i still sleep until two-thirty and still starve myself and still drink and smoke and do nothing all day
Kyle: on the one hand that's still more or less my daily routine (minus the lunch with mom) but on the other hand in between sitting and doing nothing i've left the house at least once every day for the last 4
Kyle: and have done something productive at least one of those times in the last 3
Kyle: so while i still overall feel like a slug
Kyle: at least i'm active enough to feel like i've graduated to...idk, salamander?
Kyle: and i'm tackling the interaction with people anxiety head-on even though it's induced four attacks in the last 2 days
Kyle: i um. sorta cried last night, 'cause conversation topics got me saying out loud some of the things i've been holding in
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i'm going to use chat transcripts a lot more often
like i used to
because i’m super lazy
and it’s a good way to not have to retype stuff
plus my friends are fucking hilarious
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i just fucking love this song, as well as most...
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oh, irony irony irony. (breaking news story:... →
reblogging myself so more people get to experience the lulz.
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in the spirit of TMI tuesday
i’m going to inundate you all with long text posts updating you about my life and the recent developments therein
because everyone wants to read about some slacker stoner and his problems!
I love the way certain words feel in my mouth...
maddieboston:
dontpushuswhenwerhot:
Currently tongue-fucking the word “fleeting”.
i feel the same way about “colloquialism”.
“ostensibly” and “autological”.