15 minutes of birthday left

someone come over and touch my penis or something

(p.s. my submit box and my ask box and my sex blog’s submit and ask boxes are all still accepting whatever nudity you feel like sending me)

(oh or our paypal account to help us pay our rent and offset our other living expenses)

lucifelle:

Everything is subject to change, and even you yourself are not immune to that simple fact.

We are change.

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101 Plays

Why does it feel the same to fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off

Don’t depend on me to ever follow through on anything
But I’d go through hell for you

i am 24 years old exactly, right now.

down to the minute.

and with time zones factored in. my body has been (mostly) not inside someone else’s for exactly the span of 24 years.

i was going to go downtown and play songs on the corner but i’ve been making all these wire bending thingies and i don’t really want to leave the house.

i’m supposed to meet my old academic advisor/friend tomorrow for lunch (the same one i stood up last week because i fell asleep) but there’s thunderstorms predicted so i dunno.

two people very close to my heart (despite the distance to her physical location) have already given me birthday gifts and made me feel wonderful and helped put a dent in our past-due rent. that being said—and with every intention not to sound like i’m begging for money—if anyone else wants to give me a birthday present, any donations to our paypal account of any amount whatsoever would be enormously appreciated. 

i will also gladly accept noods as a birthday present

you know where to submit ‘em

or you can email them to me

or you can just post them and tag the post lostandstumbling or something

girls, guys, whoever wants to send whatever, i’ll greatly appreciate it.

my computer has tourette’s

every so often when someone logs into skype it says “bitch tits!” and when they log off it yells, “balls!”

i’m the only one awake in my house

trying to clean my room once and for all. 

tomorrow’s my birthday. i’m turning 24 on the 24th.

if you feel like giving me a birthday present, please feel free to donate to our paypal account to help us offset the cost of replacing our front window/paying our rent/getting me high.

yeah.

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i was about to post this video when i heard the rock go through the window.

i was fucking around with the macbook pro my dad just got me for my birthday on thursday.

i don’t even know what to say. there’s a hole through our front window.

don’t mind me, smoking a cigarette and having a panic attack on the front porch

no idea who did it, but gail has a hunch.

someone just chucked a big ass rock through our kitchen window.

Your creative idea side is really on a roll today. Refine your projects to their highest quality. Then go out and enjoy the day! Be careful not to slide into a tempting situation, though, as it could ruin all the progress you’ve made.